Terms & Conditions...yawn


Orders placed on our website are subject to our Terms & Conditions.  

You need to be over 18 to purchase from us. When you place an order, you enter into a contract of sale with us and we will send you an e-mail confirming receipt of your order, with the details of your order. Your item will be dispatched once full payment has been received.

We sell to people in the UK and beyond. We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone at any time for any reason but usually we're jolly nice.

The final acceptance of your order will be complete at the time we send you a dispatch confirmation email.

You may cancel the order at any time within 14 days by contacting us by email and ensuring the products are in resalable condition.  You are legally obliged to look after them for us while they are in your possession.


All prices are given in Pound Sterling and displayed on the site, except in case of obvious error. Prices may change and offers may be withdrawn at any time. The prices do not include delivery charges which are added to your order at checkout.

Payment Terms

Full payment must be received for your order before it is dispatched. 


Please refer to our returns page for our returns policy.

Website Display

We have made every effort to display as accurately as possible the appearances, colours, textures or finishes of our products that appear on the website, but what you will see on your monitor may vary. 

We are the owner of all the material published on our site (unless accredited to third party). All such rights are reserved.

Offers & Discounts

Lovely offers and discounts we run are subject to terms.  Only one offer or discount code to be used per transaction.


This website uses two kinds of cookies - these are small files that are stored on your computer or mobile device as you browse certain web pages - most websites use some kind of cookie data in order to work properly.

Session cookies are temporary cookies that only remain for the duration of your website visit.

Persistent cookies remain for much longer and use these mainly for analytical purposes so we can track how our customers are using the website in order to improve our service to you.

Cookies do not store personal information such as credit card details and we will never use cookies in relation to your personal information.

By using this website you agree to us using cookies in this way. You can disable cookies in your browser, however the website may not function properly.


We are committed to protecting your privacy and only use the information you give us to send our newsletter or fulfil your orders.

See our Privacy Policy in full here.